What a whore

[Rafe]

Okay... so they wanna play dirty, eh?

It seems like once again Jamie spilled the beans. I love that kid.

BJ, Brooke, Jim, and Cindy were all together. What a surprise. Note the sarcasm.

Anyways, I've concocted a plan.

Morgan already turned in her vote for me. Bitch. However, I had jamie lie to people and tell them she had turned it in for Brooke. Then I told Brandon about their plan and got him to turn against Brooke. Now people can think that the vote would be a tie.

Then I told Cindy that it would be a tie (knowing full well that Morgan's vote is for me) and that unless she voted with us she would have to leave it up to a tie. She didn't like that. So she's in.... maybe. I think she will since I let her in on Jim and Brooke's history. It turns out Jim is NOT her number one fan, he's Brookes. Oh, the agony.

So now they think it's 5-3 for Brooke leaving when it's really still 4-4 in a tie between me and Brooke. If Brooke has that damn idol she'd better not play it or I'm screwed.

I hope they get what's coming to them.

OH!

I also told Cindy and Brandon that Morgan asked for her vote to mirror Jamie's so even if Brooke uses the idol we can just switch it to Jim (since Jamie's casting 2 votes essentially ). That's a load of crap too, but it instill fear and confidence in the plan for them.

Things are still very unsure, but hopefully we can pull out a win and knock little miss perfect off of her pedestal!!

[Rafe]

OH!

I forgot the most important part!!

THE CHALLENGE!!

So it was completely obvious to me that the four of them were supposed to submit their answers all the same (which Cindy later confessed to me -- what a tool).

After I read the first question it was obvious what they had done. Who is the smartest -- JAMIE??!!

If that doesn't say "LYING BITCHES" I don't know what does. The questions all had rediculous answers that were meant to force people out, since the math says that the fewer people there are the less it takes to make a majority. Their mistake was that they were too stupid and proud to let their answers differ at the end.

Seriously. Just get over yourself and submit the last two questions wrong or something. At least Cindy was smart enough to "forget" to submit hers. Geesh.

[Rafe]

Phase two of the plan is in action. Even IF Cindy votes with us, Morgan's vote for me would make it a tie. I'd rather not have that.

Therefore, I have contacted Bobby Jon with a forceful yet reasonable PM in the hopes that he will feel pressured into ditching Jim and Brooke as well, thereby ACTUALLY giving us the number's I've been lying about.

Hey BJ-

I know about the plan to vote for me tonight. Bravo. Unfortunately for you all someone told Jamie, and as we know he is a rather vocal member of the tribe.

The natives are rebelling. Jamie, Morgan, Brandon and I are voting for Brooke. At the least it would result in a tie (Morgan left her vote in Jamie's hands, so he's casting both of their votes).

... or at least it would have been a tie if someone in your alliance didn't agree to join us as well. They asked to remain secret, but I'm sure it'll be clear after this round since they'll no longer be on your side. It seems they weren't aware of the politics within your alliance, but I was nice enough to enlighten them.

Here's the thing. I like you. I think you seem like a pretty cool guy. However, with the recent rebellion it will not look good for two of you after Brooke leaves. You will no longer have the numbers, and you will have to win immunity or produce the idol to remain in the game.

I'm giving you a heads-up on what's going down so that if you'd like to seperate yourself from them than you can also vote for Brooke. Obviously the choice is yours, but we've arranged it so that there will not be a tie, and you guys no longer have the majority.

You can either let me know what you've decided, or I guess we'll find out soon enough at TC. I would like to work with you in the future, but if you persist in voting for me tonight that won't be possible. The others feel betrayed already, and I'm not sure you want to anger them further.

Now, I don't actually hold out much hope for this whole thing, and I'll probably be given the boot tonight... but you can't say I didn't try, right??!!

[Rafe]

...and phase three.

I talked to Jim about the whole thing, and he HASN'T voted yet.

He'll let Brooke know what's happening, I'm sure, but whatever. If I can convince him to ditch Brooke to make himself look better then I think he's self-centered enough to maybe go for it.

Here's hoping...

[Rafe]

I think I scared Jim into voting for Brooke.

I love it.

[Rafe]

Just for the record...

... I'll pee myself if this works. Urine all down my leg. For real.

[Rafe]

So BJ responds to my PM:

Poor little naive Rafe.

That's it. What a tool.

I hope this works so he choke on those words.