Post by Bobby Jon on Jan 28, 2007 13:40:36 GMT -5
Okay, let's see here...two people that I was in alliances with just got sent home, right before cast-offs start jumping to Jury Seats. This is perfection! Originally I said my best case scenario for the last round would be for Ruthie and Jamie to go home...After I came to my senses, however, I realized that if Amy didn't go now, that would mean I would have to vote her out later on, which she would find out about, and in turn, hate me.
This current Challenge about winning a future immunity gives me bad Joo-Joo. It is vital that I know who wins this coveted prize, so that I am able to work around it. The key to this is the holder must tell Jeff BEFORE the votes are cast, meaning that all I have to do is make everyone feel like they are going home so that they will jump at the chance of using it. I have absolutely NO intentions on winning this cursed little object, because it would really undo this whole "Bobby Jon is worthless in Challenges" mindset that I want people to have.
I have been giving Cindy back-rubs and foot massages non-stop, because of the simple fact that I'll need her to turn on her original tribe at a very specific point in the game (when there are only 5 people left). She still seems to love me, and tells me dirty little secrets; so from my point of view, things are going precisely according to plan with her.
I don't know what happened to Judd in this game...I must admit I am a little disappointed. In his previous games, he was a GENIUS...and I am wondering what happened. First of all, he has made entirely too many alliances that he was unable to keep a secret. Secondly, he does not feel the need to inform his alliances as to what he is thinking or actually doing. He has claimed to be really busy with school, but how hard would it have been to send me a PM telling me he wanted to jump to the other tribe. If he wanted to keep him jumping a secret, what did he honestly think that would do to our alliance? The only thing I can come up with, is he only made the alliance to save himself until he was able to join his butt-buddy, Billy. Bad choice my friend...bad choice. Oh well, at least he gets to be on the Jury!
Obviously my final seven must be rearranged, so it will probably end up being Jamie and Morgan in the final six and seven positions. I will not push the issue on who should go when at this point; because now is the time for Jim to feel he has control of this Fabulous Five. There is nothing better than having someone with a big head to "hide" behind...and then chopping it off when I see fit. ;D The only thing I may do is push for Jamie to be our sixth, because he is horrible at challenges and it just makes sense.
Here is my updated Final Seven Pyramid; keep in mind, this could easily be altered by my "highly intelligent" alliance and by this annoying Immunity Idol curve-ball:
For the super clever P.W.s out there, you may notice that Brandon and Cindy have exchanged places in the Final Four. I have decided I must convince Brooke to allow Cindy to be our third...Of course the real reason is because I am confident that Cindy would take me over Brooke, but I must come up with a better reason to actually get Brooke to go for it...Hmmmmmm. Oh I've got it; Cindy is HORRIBLE at Challenges, so she would not be a threat to us in the end.
P.S. The only person I am not in an Alliance with is Rafe...is this a good sign or a bad sign? I say BAD since eight of these fools will be sitting on the Jury.
P.S.S. Going to the final two with Brooke will probably be suicide. Everyone thinks she is controlling the game, she is fantastic in the challenges, and is a Hawtie. If I do not have an incredible speech for the Jury, I may have to settle for second place. But I ask you, is second place really that bad if I want to claim "Sole Survivor" in All-Stars (assuming I get to join this Season of course)?
P.S.S.S. ORG Juries are a whole different animal from the TV Show's Jury. The reason for this is...the winner of ORGs get absolutely nothing for being first place, so this tends to make online juries a lot more emotional and irrational...it's not like they're handing over a million dollars...
P.S.S.S.S. This realization has actually got me thinking a lot about how ORGs work. This is how I feel Survivor the ORG differs from Survivor the Show. I would like to call this "P.R.I.M.A.T.E.[/color]":
P.S.S.S.S.S. Yes, I realize this is the longest Confessional of all time.
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. No, I don't give a shit.
This current Challenge about winning a future immunity gives me bad Joo-Joo. It is vital that I know who wins this coveted prize, so that I am able to work around it. The key to this is the holder must tell Jeff BEFORE the votes are cast, meaning that all I have to do is make everyone feel like they are going home so that they will jump at the chance of using it. I have absolutely NO intentions on winning this cursed little object, because it would really undo this whole "Bobby Jon is worthless in Challenges" mindset that I want people to have.
I have been giving Cindy back-rubs and foot massages non-stop, because of the simple fact that I'll need her to turn on her original tribe at a very specific point in the game (when there are only 5 people left). She still seems to love me, and tells me dirty little secrets; so from my point of view, things are going precisely according to plan with her.
I don't know what happened to Judd in this game...I must admit I am a little disappointed. In his previous games, he was a GENIUS...and I am wondering what happened. First of all, he has made entirely too many alliances that he was unable to keep a secret. Secondly, he does not feel the need to inform his alliances as to what he is thinking or actually doing. He has claimed to be really busy with school, but how hard would it have been to send me a PM telling me he wanted to jump to the other tribe. If he wanted to keep him jumping a secret, what did he honestly think that would do to our alliance? The only thing I can come up with, is he only made the alliance to save himself until he was able to join his butt-buddy, Billy. Bad choice my friend...bad choice. Oh well, at least he gets to be on the Jury!
Obviously my final seven must be rearranged, so it will probably end up being Jamie and Morgan in the final six and seven positions. I will not push the issue on who should go when at this point; because now is the time for Jim to feel he has control of this Fabulous Five. There is nothing better than having someone with a big head to "hide" behind...and then chopping it off when I see fit. ;D The only thing I may do is push for Jamie to be our sixth, because he is horrible at challenges and it just makes sense.
Here is my updated Final Seven Pyramid; keep in mind, this could easily be altered by my "highly intelligent" alliance and by this annoying Immunity Idol curve-ball:
Bobby Jon
Bobby Jon - Brooke
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim - Jamie
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim - Jamie - Morgan
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim - Jamie - Morgan - Rafe
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim - Jamie - Morgan - Rafe - Judd
Bobby Jon - Brooke
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim - Jamie
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim - Jamie - Morgan
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim - Jamie - Morgan - Rafe
Bobby Jon - Brooke - Cindy - Brandon - Jim - Jamie - Morgan - Rafe - Judd
For the super clever P.W.s out there, you may notice that Brandon and Cindy have exchanged places in the Final Four. I have decided I must convince Brooke to allow Cindy to be our third...Of course the real reason is because I am confident that Cindy would take me over Brooke, but I must come up with a better reason to actually get Brooke to go for it...Hmmmmmm. Oh I've got it; Cindy is HORRIBLE at Challenges, so she would not be a threat to us in the end.
P.S. The only person I am not in an Alliance with is Rafe...is this a good sign or a bad sign? I say BAD since eight of these fools will be sitting on the Jury.
P.S.S. Going to the final two with Brooke will probably be suicide. Everyone thinks she is controlling the game, she is fantastic in the challenges, and is a Hawtie. If I do not have an incredible speech for the Jury, I may have to settle for second place. But I ask you, is second place really that bad if I want to claim "Sole Survivor" in All-Stars (assuming I get to join this Season of course)?
P.S.S.S. ORG Juries are a whole different animal from the TV Show's Jury. The reason for this is...the winner of ORGs get absolutely nothing for being first place, so this tends to make online juries a lot more emotional and irrational...it's not like they're handing over a million dollars...
P.S.S.S.S. This realization has actually got me thinking a lot about how ORGs work. This is how I feel Survivor the ORG differs from Survivor the Show. I would like to call this "P.R.I.M.A.T.E.[/color]":
| Previous relationships - This affects ORG strategy more than anything else. Most people know each other from previous games, and it is common for people to carry alliances / enemies from one game to the next. Rules - It is virtually impossible to enforce rules within an ORG. A couple examples are inter-tribal communication, and helping others with challenges. Identity - In ORGs, you can be an 80 year old woman if you like...your identity is limited only to your imagination. Money - ORGs usually have no prizes whatsoever for winning. Activity - In an ORG, someone may be in the game that will never appear after the initial application. This effects early game strategy drastically. Time - ORGs only require your presence and attention sporadically, whereas the show is 24 / 7. Endurance - ORGs do not require you to fish, cook, or make shelters and fires...nothing physical is required; the only thing one must "endure" is a flat ass. |
P.S.S.S.S.S. Yes, I realize this is the longest Confessional of all time.
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. No, I don't give a shit.
