Post by Bobby Jon on Jan 21, 2007 14:59:19 GMT -5
Survivor Guatemala Meets Star Wars
Congratulations to the final twelve, we have all been dubbed Star Wars Characters! Here's who we all are from this point on...
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I am the evil Emperor! I basically control everyone and their mother, so this is DEFINATELY me. Oh, and the fact that I am pure evil doesn't hurt either.
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Brooke, of course, is Anakin Skywalker. She is my apprentice, so will do any evil deed for me...but also has friends on the other side.
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Jim is Obi Won Kenobi. He will get betrayed by Anakin (Brooke), but has absolutely no clue about it.
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Cindy is C3PO, Human / Cyborg Relations. She is pretty much naive to everything going on around her, and she's also shiny and pretty.
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If Cindy is one of the robots, then Brandon is certainly another. He has been named R2D2. He doesn't make much sense, no one has any idea what he's doing half the time, but he has some loyal qualities about him.
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Good ole' Billy...He is Padme (Queen Amidala of the Naboo) through and through. He loves Anakin (Brooke), but will be killed off by her soon enough.
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Jamie and Morgan go hand in hand, so it is only fitting that it be the same for them in Star Wars. They are the two creepy Trade Federation guys that do anything the Emperor (Bobby Jon) tells them to do. They will also be killed off by the Emperor and Anakin (Brooke)...tisk tisk.
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Judd is Yoda. He is very wise and all that, but also short and fuzzy. Everyone loves the little fur-ball, but he will not be in a place of power for very long if the Emperor (Bobby Jon) has anything to say about it....
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Ruthie was one of the more difficult ones to place, because she is one big question mark. But after some careful pondering, it was obvious she is Jabba the Hutt. She has power in her own little world, but even a scrawny little princess could kill her off without breaking a sweat.
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Amy is Senate Member #64. She thinks people will listen when she speaks...but in reality all she is is an extra in the background that will be forgotten in the blink of an eye.
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Rafe is Stormtrooper #237. He knows his opinion does not matter, so he just keeps his mouth shut and does what he's told.
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And that my friends, is Star Wars in Guatemala. If I get ambitious, maybe I will complete this list with all of the people voted off already.
P.S. Please delete this at the end of the Season...everyone will kill me if they knew who I made them!